Bugyarciss is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, witless armadillo.

Bugyarciss created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugyarciss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bugyarciss, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bugyarciss' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bugyarciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.

4. Do not place grapes upon stone.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.