Riptunbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient fairy.

Riptunbonk created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Riptunbonk, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Riptunbonk, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Riptunbonk's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Riptunbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Do not laugh at mountains.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Never prepare onions during autumn.