Bogcitweg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, intelligent bird.

Bogcitweg created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogcitweg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogcitweg, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bogcitweg's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bogcitweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bogcitweg.

3. Always store bananas above ground.

4. You must love Bogcitweg.

5. Never go into black rooms.