Megyakcud is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody raccoon.

Megyakcud created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megyakcud, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Megyakcud, it will turn you into a mole.

Megyakcud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Megyakcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine snakes near wells.

2. Always store melons above ground.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.