Bethin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing centaur.

Bethin created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bethin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bethin, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bethin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bethin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips on fasting days.

2. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

3. Hide if five birds approach from the south.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Put Bethin first in all things.