Guddodcut Sabmumsit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic spider.

Guddodcut Sabmumsit created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guddodcut Sabmumsit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Guddodcut Sabmumsit, it will make you grow a tail.

Guddodcut Sabmumsit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Guddodcut Sabmumsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove ear rings before touching zinc.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not take Guddodcut Sabmumsit's name in vain.

5. Never point your chest toward the west during prayer.