Niggubmil is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless dingo.

Niggubmil created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Niggubmil, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Niggubmil, it will manifest in front of you.

Niggubmil's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Niggubmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never bounce near frogs.