Nilxemraw is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain newt.

Nilxemraw created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilxemraw, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilxemraw, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nilxemraw's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nilxemraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help aardvarks in need.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Do not place spinach upon stone.