Dinbadgab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody skunk.

Dinbadgab created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbadgab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dinbadgab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dinbadgab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dinbadgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Never gather eight doves near walls.

3. Never sit near turtles.

4. Never handle nickel while unclean.

5. Never eat bark.