Tigfobpig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless parrot.

Tigfobpig created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigfobpig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tigfobpig, it will laugh at you.

Tigfobpig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tigfobpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Tigfobpig loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not commit murder.