Gubjigzanhunsandsas is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring shrew.

Gubjigzanhunsandsas created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubjigzanhunsandsas, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gubjigzanhunsandsas, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gubjigzanhunsandsas' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gubjigzanhunsandsas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine dogs approach from the west.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gubjigzanhunsandsas on top of all buildings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Worship no other gods but Gubjigzanhunsandsas.