Lapgamrut is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, kind fly.

Lapgamrut created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lapgamrut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lapgamrut, it will try to impress you with trees.

Lapgamrut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Lapgamrut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lapgamrut.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Hide from orange badgers for they are unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

5. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.