Safwangod Govbempag Fosshotcen is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, deceitful finch.

Safwangod Govbempag Fosshotcen created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Safwangod Govbempag Fosshotcen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Safwangod Govbempag Fosshotcen, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Safwangod Govbempag Fosshotcen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Safwangod Govbempag Fosshotcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Safwangod Govbempag Fosshotcen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Never record signs.

5. Never touch blood while tainted.