Pomarfsas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty capybara.

Pomarfsas created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomarfsas, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pomarfsas, it will turn you into a plant.

Pomarfsas' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Pomarfsas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine tapirs approach from the south.

2. Hide from turquoise capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Never allow sharks to sleep beneath your roof.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Never gather three ducks near towers.