Targtaryik is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet guinea pig.

Targtaryik created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targtaryik, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Targtaryik, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Targtaryik's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Targtaryik's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.