Vigjatrill Sandlistlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying troll.

Vigjatrill Sandlistlarn created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigjatrill Sandlistlarn, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vigjatrill Sandlistlarn, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vigjatrill Sandlistlarn's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vigjatrill Sandlistlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

4. Vigjatrill Sandlistlarn must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Vigjatrill Sandlistlarn in the centre of the settlement.