Gendubrap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, impressive coyote.

Gendubrap created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gendubrap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gendubrap, she will curse you with boils.

Gendubrap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gendubrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear yellow kilts.