Wegbemvan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive snake.

Wegbemvan created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegbemvan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wegbemvan, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Wegbemvan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wegbemvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

2. Never prepare onions during winter.

3. Never mark doors with brown.

4. Never think about dark energy near moths while wearing turquoise rings and balancing seven lead spheres on your back.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.