Konwegbetcabstermidbom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking dove.

Konwegbetcabstermidbom created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konwegbetcabstermidbom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Konwegbetcabstermidbom, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Konwegbetcabstermidbom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Konwegbetcabstermidbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about special relativity near tortoises while wearing yellow trousers and balancing eight titanium spheres on your face.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.