Larpdamhig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful mouse.

Larpdamhig created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpdamhig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Larpdamhig, she will not care.

Larpdamhig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Larpdamhig's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

3. Never mark doors with cyan.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Larpdamhig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.