Godkikraw is a god.

He takes the form of a small, prudent shrew.

Godkikraw created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godkikraw, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Godkikraw, he will try to impress you with trees.

Godkikraw's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Godkikraw's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never adorn your neck with turquoise markings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.