Nartsingan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered hummingbird.

Nartsingan created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartsingan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nartsingan, it will turn you into a worm.

Nartsingan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nartsingan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing at rivers.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about gravity near horses while wearing fawn kilts and balancing six iron spheres on your legs.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.