Vagfudven is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful crocodile.

Vagfudven created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Vagfudven, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vagfudven, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vagfudven's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Vagfudven's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vagfudven first in all things.

2. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never travel toward the west during winter.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.