Bafnullwik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane wasp.

Bafnullwik created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafnullwik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bafnullwik, she will turn you into a rat.

Bafnullwik's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bafnullwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine moths in one place.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Bafnullwik loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.