Sasragfag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest bat.

Sasragfag created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasragfag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sasragfag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sasragfag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sasragfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs on days of mourning.

2. Never skip in winter.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never look in ponds.