Laggovgof is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest dryad.

Laggovgof created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laggovgof, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Laggovgof, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Laggovgof's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Laggovgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing south.

2. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never travel toward the west during winter.

5. Never touch ash while tainted.