Fodven Kinpangbest Kimliprot is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring crab.

Fodven Kinpangbest Kimliprot created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodven Kinpangbest Kimliprot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fodven Kinpangbest Kimliprot, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fodven Kinpangbest Kimliprot's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fodven Kinpangbest Kimliprot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fodven Kinpangbest Kimliprot.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Never adorn your legs with cyan markings.