Lamcedfob is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, kind lion.

Lamcedfob created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lamcedfob, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lamcedfob, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Lamcedfob's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Lamcedfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Run away from white moths, for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Do not travel during autumn.