Hongovjin is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered wyrm.

Hongovjin created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hongovjin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hongovjin, she will laugh at you.

Hongovjin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hongovjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise rings on sacred days.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. You must pray to Hongovjin five times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.