Flowgembarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humorless crab.

Flowgembarn created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowgembarn, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flowgembarn, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flowgembarn's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Flowgembarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow foxes to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not wear shorts marked with gray.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always count to three before sleeping.

5. Never wear hats.