Bimgomrul is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful dove.

Bimgomrul created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Bimgomrul, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bimgomrul, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bimgomrul's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bimgomrul's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always maintain patience during holy days.

3. Never allow snails to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.