Hendavdap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, generous dove.

Hendavdap created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hendavdap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hendavdap, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hendavdap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Hendavdap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hendavdap.

2. Never feed turnips to moths while wearing black scarves.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Never look at asteroids.