Migfudjipdothomhuglopflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, annoying salamander.

Migfudjipdothomhuglopflag created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Migfudjipdothomhuglopflag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Migfudjipdothomhuglopflag, he will send minions to preach to you.

Migfudjipdothomhuglopflag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Migfudjipdothomhuglopflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

2. Never talk about gravity near dogs while wearing pink jumpers.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near frogs while wearing violet tights and balancing eight copper spheres on your head.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.