Jadrannig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful rhinoceros.

Jadrannig created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadrannig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jadrannig, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Jadrannig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Jadrannig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never go into brown rooms.