Fidbutsin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, prudent eagle.

Fidbutsin created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Fidbutsin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fidbutsin, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fidbutsin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fidbutsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near ducks while wearing red scarves.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.