Flabsiggan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless lion.

Flabsiggan created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Flabsiggan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flabsiggan, she will destroy your favourite star.

Flabsiggan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flabsiggan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always take life seriously.