Targtomfun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak donkey.

Targtomfun created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Targtomfun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Targtomfun, it will throw large rocks at you.

Targtomfun's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Targtomfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with magenta markings.

2. Do not travel during spring.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near dogs while wearing cyan shorts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your face.

5. Never hurt mice.