Legnak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental wren.

Legnak created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Legnak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Legnak, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Legnak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Legnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not laugh at rivers.

3. Always share figs with strangers, but never with pigs.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Legnak.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Legnak.