Janlatgar is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fast gerbil.

Janlatgar created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janlatgar, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Janlatgar, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Janlatgar's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Janlatgar's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Janlatgar in the centre of the settlement.