Bomtaildib is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful badger.

Bomtaildib created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomtaildib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bomtaildib, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bomtaildib's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bomtaildib's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bomtaildib.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Always remove coats before touching zinc.

4. Do not fashion tools from copper.

5. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.