Dundabgod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy hydra.

Dundabgod created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dundabgod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dundabgod, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dundabgod's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dundabgod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

5. Never hop in the presence of elders.