Rakbidsog is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind seal.

Rakbidsog created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Rakbidsog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakbidsog, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rakbidsog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rakbidsog's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.