Vidjinpak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-powerful pigeon.

Vidjinpak created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidjinpak, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vidjinpak, he will turn you into a worm.

Vidjinpak's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vidjinpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never cross mountains at midnight.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

5. Never gather seven rats near wells.