Begbedlatcedfen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent jellyfish.

Begbedlatcedfen created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Begbedlatcedfen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Begbedlatcedfen, he will turn you into a tree.

Begbedlatcedfen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Begbedlatcedfen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine tapirs approach from the north.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to great tits while wearing turquoise tights.

3. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Never talk about spacetime near mice while wearing indigo corsets.