Tunloggud is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tranquil tortoise.

Tunloggud created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunloggud, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tunloggud, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tunloggud's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tunloggud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Never record secrets.

5. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.