Listgamnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a large, narcissistic dolphin.

Listgamnurl created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listgamnurl, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Listgamnurl, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Listgamnurl's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Listgamnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow bats to sleep beneath your roof.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not shave your chest.