Dubrotbus is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate fox.

Dubrotbus created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubrotbus, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dubrotbus, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dubrotbus' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dubrotbus' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.