Funlitdabkopmilquartnilomt Milhon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able dolphin.

Funlitdabkopmilquartnilomt Milhon created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funlitdabkopmilquartnilomt Milhon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Funlitdabkopmilquartnilomt Milhon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Funlitdabkopmilquartnilomt Milhon's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Funlitdabkopmilquartnilomt Milhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare beans while filled with envy.

2. Never paint your neck red.

3. You must love Funlitdabkopmilquartnilomt Milhon.

4. Never sit near doves.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.