Arnvigsas is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful cobra.

Arnvigsas created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnvigsas, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arnvigsas, it will send minions to preach to you.

Arnvigsas' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Arnvigsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always remove jumpers before touching gold.

2. Never feed peanuts to snakes while wearing black coats.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Never prepare tomatoes during summer.