Ruttanfub is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, effective yak.

Ruttanfub created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttanfub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ruttanfub, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ruttanfub's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ruttanfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Never adorn your hands with orange markings.

3. Do not take Ruttanfub's name in vain.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.